Total Medals Earned: 848 (From 114 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,690 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (125/375 points)
Give 'em a pinch!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
X marks the spot!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 7/50 (35/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Complete level 31
Complete level 32
Complete level 33
Complete level 34
Complete level 35
Complete level 36
Complete level 37
Complete level 38
Complete level 39
Complete level 40
Complete level 41
Complete level 42
Complete level 43
Complete level 44
Complete level 45
Complete level 46
Complete level 47
Complete level 48
Complete level 49
Complete level 50
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 7/18 (230/455 points)
Win in 10 seconds
Win in 9 seconds
Win in 8 seconds
Oops, the camera was not recording
Win in 7 seconds
Win in 5 seconds
Win in 6 seconds
Kill Marty 5 times
Kill Marty for the first time
Killing Marty at 0.6 mph
Killing Marty at less than 44.0 mph
Win 5 times
Kill Marty 100 times
Kill marty at 87.5 mph
Kill Marty 25 times
Win 25 times
Win 100 times
Kill Marty 500 times
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.